December 2009
Party Food. -29/12/09 21:30.
It was a late one last night. A late one because me, Dad & Lewis continued our uber-game of Monopoly. It was awesome. Lewis failed immensely because he landed on my street of worldly wealth, sorry, Mayfair (with 2 richy-rich mansion-y houses on) and he had to cough up his last £600 to me. So he then got a £1000 loan from Dad and mortgaged nearly all of his property and had to join forces with...
I Can't Think Of A Title. -27/12/09 20:27.
I just saw an advert for CBBLB (Celebrity Big Brother’s Little Brother) and there was George Lamb looking as fine as ever. Big Brother all related shows are the ones that I hate to admit that I love and I guess I’m unhappy that it’s all ending but then again I will no longer have to put up with all the crap I get about it being shit. I have to admit, I hate the fact...
“I like James May. I like him a lot. But not in that way… Obviously.”
– Me, in a conversation with Lewis about Top Gear.
Boxing Day. - 26/12/09 13:26.
Christmas was fantastic! I didn’t really get any major presents but who cares about presents when you’ve got an amazing family right? I woke up well early after a night of tossing and turning and waking up every hour (I found this quite unusual because I didn’t even feel excited the night before remember?). The baby slept in abnormally late, until about quarter past eight in fact. But we were...
So Here It Is, Merry Christmas. -25/12/09 16:27.
It’s that time of year again! And with a complete change from last night, I’m feeling extremely happy. ‘The Incredibles’ is on telly, I’m really full from the Christmas dinner and I’ve got my mandatory gold tissue paper hat on. As I assured you, I’ve got my Mika t-shirt on. It’s all good. I’m actually really surprised that I’ve got time...
DAMN HER. -24/12/09 20:40.
‘I agree with Butcher. Kind of - I don’t understand the critisism of him being gay.. but I agree that yes he is a skinny little gay who dances around his room in boxers singing stupidly high pitched songs. I have to give him some credit on being different but I still don’t like him. and do not understand how ANYBODY ON EARTH could find him attractive - actually no that’s...
Hanging out in the fancy bars with the boys who...
I feel like shit. I think I’ve caught Lewis’ flu thing. I’ve got a really bad headache and my throat hurts and I keep coughing and my legs ache really badly. He loses it for Christmas, I get it for Christmas. This Christmas certainly isn’t going as well as I’d anticipated. Whatever happened to the random Christmas decorations I usually put up around my room the day...
Freunde Bleiben. -23/12/09 19:37.
I finally have a Tumblr friend! Someone who I actually know! I’m not alone anymore! I’m really happy about this. Finally, I’m not talking to myself!
Cynical.
Cynical - ‘believing the worst of human nature and motives; having a sneering disbelief in e.g. selflessness of others’ (Thanks Google).
Guten Morgen. -23/12/09 9:40.
Good morning! Happy Christmas Eve Eve! I thought I’d be really tired this morning because I didn’t go to sleep until about 12 last night. Oh actually it was more like half eleven because for some reason I thought I’d go to sleep instead of watching the season finale of The Hills.
But now I’m up and wide-awake watching a spot of Friends. You can always count on Friends to...
Have I Got A Bit More News For You? -22.12.09...
Note to self: Look up the word ‘cynical’.
I’m up in my startlingly cosy bed at Nanna’s house watching Have I Got News For You. I love it. I began watching it to try and improve my understanding of politics, possibly to improve my overall vocabulary and to try and force myself to like comedians so that I can be deemed ‘normal’ by my peers (‘Oh my God Emily...
Infinity. -22.12.09 17:01.
My stupid rival on Ebay has yet to place another bid. Do they not possess the basic manners that enables one to be accepted into society? That’s the one thing I don’t like about Ebay. You spend ages trawling through the numerous categories searching for that perfect item, bid on it, expect it to be yours in a few days but then just like that, you receive the daunting email that tells...
'Amber D'Alessio Made Out With A Hot Dog'....
In my opinion, today made up for the boredom of yesterday. Me and Elise went shopping in Lymington and I somehow managed to buy loads when I didn’t actually have that much money.
I woke up to the sounds of Lewis shrieking that he couldn’t see so I ran downstairs to get Joe (because Mum was at work). It’s times like those when I actually beg to differ from Mum when she says that...
Humphrey, We're Leaving.
He’s going to think I’m the freak who keeps tweeting lyrics to him!
Happy Ending. -20/12/09 18:54.
Well it’s not so much of a happy ending for Brittany Murphy I guess. Colon-slash. Makes this evening even sadder than I already found it. Rage Against the fucking Machine are #1 in the charts. I don’t think it’s particularly fair. Joe’s the first X Factor winner not to get to #1. But I don’t particularly care about that. I didn’t buy his single anyway. He was on...
My Favourite Song.
Lady Jane the river saint Special yes but lucky ain’t Lady Jane said she walked on water but she never had a man to show Then one day she found a fella she was eager just to let him know Lady Jane she walked on water Followed by her brand new lover who tumbled along, drownin’ down below Lady Jane did not abort For legends are never made that short Now be sure when you listen to...
You Think I've Got News For You? -18/12/09 21:21.
Well I haven’t. I’m in a shitty mood. A really shitty mood. Blah. Even a bit of Mika Live couldn’t cheer me up. I sent an embarrassing tweet to him: ‘I love your Live In Cartoon Motion DVD! You’re inspirational, thank you! x’. Oh dear. There’s some people who are like seriously obsessed with him though. It’s okay, I’m not stepping into crazed...
He Fanged Your Mum. -17.12.09 22:22.
Weird evening. Really weird. I began it by watching a spot of Mika Live. I then briefly thought about improving my English coursework on ‘The Daffodils’ and ‘Miracle on St. David’s Day’ but then couldn’t bring myself to do it. I don’t think I’m going to do very well to be honest. I then did some Facebook stalking. Remember my obsession with old Jett...
Heartburn. -16/12/09 17:31.
Today was odd. I don’t know why but I just felt really weird all day. That lesson was bad. He was with them the whole time and I just sat there bored and lonely. I’m always feeling lonely at the minute. But saying that, I’m sat in the lounge on my own at the minute and it’s nice to get a moment’s peace. Lewis just randomly came into my room after school, turned Mika...
Stuck In The Middle. -15/12/09 22:08.
I just bought the Mika Live DVD off Ebay! It was £5 with free delivery. I love Mika tonight. I think he’s so hot, even if people don’t share my opinion. I’m sorry, but when he wiggles his arse like that it’s enough to make me melt. He’s absolutely lovely. Josie lent me her Mika Live DVD and it’s amazing. I love his accent! It’s like transatlantic like Mark...
I WANT IT. →
Intro. -14/12/09 21:39.
I haven’t written for ages, yet again. I had an absolutely fabulous birthday! I GOT A LAPTOP, at last! It was pretty expensive though so I don’t get any Christmas presents from Mum & Joe and Nanna & Grandad. But I don’t care because I just love my laptop. I love the freedom of having no Family Safety internet protection applications! And being able to go on it whenever I...
The Children. -12/12/09 21:38.
I’m up in my bedroom with my make up off and my big old PJs on. I don’t know who left X Factor. I’m so tired because I was up early fretting this morning and that’s why I went to bed so early on a Saturday. I had to miss le X otherwise I would have been knackered on my birthday! Only 3 hours now! I hope Olly goes. They all did these duets with a celebrity each. Stacey did...
He Doesn't Know Why. -12/12/09 21:12.
I DID IT! It’s all gone! My hair! I absolutely love it! It’s really really short but I don’t care because I actually think it really suits me! I can’t even remember what it was like to have long hair! I can’t stop touching it at the back, it just feels so weird… It’s about 2 inches short at the back and it has a pretty long fringe, like what I wanted! And...
Tiger By My Side. -12/12/09 9:31.
About half an hour until my appointment with le coiffeur. I’m not so worried now. I re-experimented with the old reverse ponytail and it was still okay. The picture is pretty much how I want it but longer. I’m not worried. I’m excited. Because I’ve always wanted to see what short hair would be like on me and now it’s my chance to try. If I don’t get it done now...
My Party. -11/12/09 21:55.
Oh help me someone. I’m getting my hair cut tomorrow. And I’ve printed out a picture of roughly how I want it. And it’s a huge step. I’m shit scared, I really am. I swear I’ve never been more scared about much else! Fuck fuck fuck. This hairstyle I want is really short at the back and sides with a really long fringe. I simulated it with my hair in a ponytail, but with...
Eye Don't Like You Anymore. -10/11/09 21:28.
Cello there. I am watching Gavin & Stacey. Well I was but it just finished. Waaay. Stacey shockingly revealed that she has been off the pill for over a year and she’s never gotten pregnant and she’s worried that she may not be able to have children. God, this is starting to sound like my old Piczo profile or whatever, where I used to have a page telling you all about the soaps...
Lady Jane. -9/12/09 16:50.
Again, I haven’t written for ages. I went to Fran’s yesterday after school and it was really good because we ate pizzas and watched MTV and Harry Potter. And then ate sweets. And drank tea. So basically, all my favourite things incorporated into one lovely evening. I love going to Fran’s house. And it was nice to meet her family too, because although I’ve been to...
On Call. -7/12/09 19:00.
Today has been a pathetic excuse for a day. I’ve been reading all those people’s blogs and doing so has ripped out every last little shred of self-esteem I had and trampled it in the dust. However, there’s so many things that made this day shit. I mean there’s the obvious one like the whole thing with him but I don’t want to talk about it really. I’ll just...
Knocked Up. - 6/12/09 20:50.
I haven’t written anything for ages have I? Well it’s only two days but it feels like ages. It’s difficult because Elise has been here and although anyone can read what I put on here it feels more private when it’s in the book and I don’t like people watching me write. I prefer to be by myself. On Saturday I went out with my Jonas Sisters to do some Christmas shopping...
“People who can’t distinguish between ‘your’ and...”
– Richard Tait, Facebook group ‘I use proper English when texting’
Impossible. -4/12/09 16:20.
Sat in the lounge listening to Daniel Merriweather and watching Numberjacks whilst looking after baby and half looking after Lewis (he does kind of need looking after you know). Mum’s not very well, she’s got a migraine so I nobly said that I would take on the responsibility of looking after the baby and doing dinner and that. But Lewis came in and started playing football against the...
Could You. -3/12/09 20:18.
Got my rollers in. I thought I might as well make an effort. Even though he may not be present. Urgh if he isn’t then I may kill myself. I swear nothing’s going right at the minute. With him anyway. I miss him very much. I feel really unhappy but at least I got my free internet back. There’s no point going into school tomorrow. Seriously no point. I’m just sat here...
One Foot Boy. -3/12/09 17:52.
Weird day today. I really enjoyed noticing that Hordle’s resident hard man, that Jordan guy, has taken up an exciting new hobby, smoking. As soon as I stepped off the bus I was overwhelmed by a disgusting smell of fag smoke. I turned to Lewis and said ‘have you been smoking? I smell smoke.’ My question was answered when Lewis pointed to the cloud of grey smoke engulfing HRH...
